the weather
Nothing of yours is hosted,
so nothing of yours can be down.
decysp has no servers, which makes this the easiest status page ever written. What it does have is four optional doors it can knock on. Here is the weather at each one, checked just now, from your own browser.
your vaultevery module, every record
yours · up since you installed
this websitethe page in your hands
you're reading it
site icons — DuckDuckGofirst stop for keeper's logos
asking…
site icons — Googlethe last-resort stop
asking…
breach check — Have I Been Pwnedfive hash characters, k-anonymity
asking…
VIN decode — NHTSA vPICestate's vehicle lookup
asking…
recipe importwhichever site you paste
its weather is its own
Honesty, as always: opening this page knocks on those four public doors from your browser — the only page here that talks to anyone. Nothing about you is in the knock; a timestamp defeats caching, and that is all. Some browsers refuse to relay certain answers (the shape of the web, not an outage) — those rows say so rather than crying wolf.